this is soooo real when you live together!!!! you’re both horny but but both of you are either too tired or lazy to do anything
"I avoid people who I actually like. I suppose that’s a phobia but also a habit."
"This is what I don’t get - Women are impure because males have touched them. Who’s the dirty one here?"
Comment on Jezebel article “Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit” (via illogical-sloth
“Go listen to all my music. It’s the codes of self-esteem. It’s the codes of who you are.”
Jon Stewart on The Daily Show commenting on the fact that President Obama is able to negotiate with Iran but not the Republican Party.
wait a minute this isn’t my homework
this is tumblr
how did this happen