dippingswordsinmetaphors: you know when you listen to a song a whole bunch of times and there is that one line that you never understand and then one day heaven above opens and shines the light and you finally know the words and it’s like an epiphany
jpuente: Reblog every time.
Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who...– Lemony Snicket (via gisellemariaa)
Why Society Still Needs Feminism Because to men, a key is a device to open...– Caitlin O’Donnell, Drake University. (via on-another-note)
Do you ever go from texting someone every day to realizing you’re always the one texting first, so you eventually stop texting first to see if they ever even realize you two haven’t talked and they don’t realize so you’re just stuck silently missing them knowing it’s not even worth it anymore because they obviously don’t care
sexcake: i know im ugly but can some guy just take one for the team and love me
ghostkid: girl are you the sun because i have a hard time looking at you directly and you make me sweat a lot
The World: America you are so horrible
The World: Please stop your human rights abuses America
The World: You need to respect other countries America
The World: And please stop polluting so much America
The World: Are you even listening to us?
America: *puts headphones on
America: *listen to Zan With That Lean part 2
i put headphones in 20 minutes ago and forgot to play music: a novel by me
allmymetaphors: if you think that i won’t listen to the same song 400 times in a row you are dead wrong
yamommabitch: jasmyndashxo: 13thurteen: lux-xxl: jasmynecrissey: I’LL SUCK FOUR DICKS IF I WANT TO PREEEEEEEEEACH IT LMFAO SHIT GET ME EVERYTIME…lmao “LISTEN HERE” lmfao “I’ll suck 4 dicks if I want to” “These lips ain’t plump and juicy for aesthetics!”
planeswalkingonsunshine: If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think
Girl Code kills me.
dragoncloudshighabove: They did a segment on masturbation. So dead from laughing so hard. “You can just wear some tight pants and…*wiggles in seat*”