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Chaos is a name for any order that produces confusion in our minds.

samspratt:

SAM SPRATT’s 2014 PORTRAIT GIVEAWAY

In short: Reblogs and Likes of this picture are each entries to have me paint a personalized portrait of you.

In slightly less short: Longtime followers are no stranger to these contests but for those new to this or me, I’m an illustrator (my work: www.samspratt.com ) who has worked with National Geographic, Janelle Monáe, Childish Gambino, FX, Game Informer, Angry Birds, Wall Street Journal, among others – creating album and magazine covers, advertisements, and posters – but a big part of me being able to do all that has been you sharing my work over the last 3 years. As my small way of paying that forward, I’d like to paint for one of you as I would for my clients, but ya know … for free. Maybe you want that regal portrait of you in a velvet smoking jacket to hang over your mantel, maybe one of your loved one, favorite character, or perhaps you just want me to paint you however I see fit (warning: this will 100% involve dinosaurs) – if you can think it, I’ll probably paint it – and I’ll work with you to make it something special.

As usual I’ll also be sending signed prints and haikus about your eyebrows to extra winners. The contest will stay open for about a week then I’ll randomly draw winners. You can enter on facebook and twitter for extra entries but be cool and don’t spam your followers.

I wantttt! :)

bh78:

Levy Tran

bh78:

Levy Tran

Speak English!: Racist Revolt As Coca-Cola Airs Multilingual 'America the Beautiful' SuperBowl Ad

publicshaming:

During the SuperBowl, the Coca-Cola Company aired a commercial to promote their brand as every other mega corporation who has a few million dollars to blow on a 30 to 60 seconds of television airtime. It was a nice commercial titled “It’s Beautiful” in which American people did American things…

  • (I am working late at night in a 24-hour pharmacy. There are only three customers in the store: a scruffy but clean young couple and another gentleman. The woman in the young couple is very heavily pregnant, and her partner is picking up the range of baby hats we carry and holding them up against her stomach, then looking at the prices and sadly putting them back. They pick up a packet of the cheapest pain medication we carry and bring it to the counter.)
  • Female Customer: “I’m sorry, but can you please ask the pharmacist if these are safe for me to take?”
  • Me: “Of course!”
  • (While we’re waiting for the pharmacist to come out, they tell me they’re expecting their daughter any day now. The pharmacist has been watching the young couple since they came in.)
  • Pharmacist: “These are fine, but can I ask why you need them?”
  • Female Customer: “Oh, I have a horrible cough that’s making my back ache even worse. I can’t get to sleep.”
  • (The pharmacist goes through a list of cough medicines safe for her to take, before the young man shakes his head with tears in his eyes.)
  • Male Customer: “I’m sorry, I’ve just lost my job and we really can’t afford any of those. Sorry for wasting your time.”
  • Pharmacist: “That’s okay, but this packet is damaged, and legally I can’t let you take it. Seeing as it was the last one, let me and [my name] go look in the back for some more.”
  • (The pharmacist takes me out the back, where he puts three packets of name brand painkillers, four bottles of name brand cough syrup, a wheat bag for her back, a tin of formula, a packet of newborn nappies and a few of the hats the couple was looking at into a box. He hands me the box and tells me to take it out to them. I do and they both burst into tears, thanking us over and over again. They leave with huge smiles on their faces.)
  • Female Customer: “Thank you again!”
  • Other Customer: “I’m sorry, I couldn’t help but over hear. Did you say you just lost your job at [local company]?”
  • Male Customer: “Yes, I was an IT tech.”
  • Other Customer: “I own [other computer store in the area], and I’m looking for a new tech. Can you start tomorrow?”
  • (There were tears all round that night. A week later, the young woman brought in her beautiful daughter and a giant batch of cupcakes for the pharmacy staff. Best night at work ever!)

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

themishamigosofthemishapocalypse:

50eathaters:

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Girl’s are amazing

I think we broke the notes…

em1ree:

lunamalfoy7:

athomewithgaymione:

cassieblack:

arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

"Scared, Potter?"

"Madame Mayor."

"Sheriff Swan."

"Cas"

"Dean"

"Put on the suit."

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself
  • 10knotes:


Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog
  • 10knotes:


Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog
  • 10knotes:


Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog
  • 10knotes:


Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog
  • 10knotes:


Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

starontheceiling:

artofseductionlxix:

mentalalchemy:

 

hoodjab:

A Greek doctor has photographed an extremely rare moment during a birth, showing a baby still encased inside the amniotic sac after it has been removed from the mother’s body.

Because the sac had not been punctured, Dr Tsigris said the baby did not even realise it had been born and behaved as if it was still inside the mother’s womb.

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The doctor said there was no risk to the baby as it was still feeding off the placenta and would begin to breathe as soon as the sac was broken.

[Source]

wow

How the fuck….

  • areyoutryingtospookme:

youhavebroughtthegiftoflove:

futuro-heroi:









Such an unexpected plot-twist.

oh my god wait what
  • areyoutryingtospookme:

youhavebroughtthegiftoflove:

futuro-heroi:









Such an unexpected plot-twist.

oh my god wait what
  • areyoutryingtospookme:

youhavebroughtthegiftoflove:

futuro-heroi:









Such an unexpected plot-twist.

oh my god wait what
  • areyoutryingtospookme:

youhavebroughtthegiftoflove:

futuro-heroi:









Such an unexpected plot-twist.

oh my god wait what
  • areyoutryingtospookme:

youhavebroughtthegiftoflove:

futuro-heroi:









Such an unexpected plot-twist.

oh my god wait what
  • areyoutryingtospookme:

youhavebroughtthegiftoflove:

futuro-heroi:









Such an unexpected plot-twist.

oh my god wait what
  • areyoutryingtospookme:

youhavebroughtthegiftoflove:

futuro-heroi:









Such an unexpected plot-twist.

oh my god wait what
  • areyoutryingtospookme:

youhavebroughtthegiftoflove:

futuro-heroi:









Such an unexpected plot-twist.

oh my god wait what
  • areyoutryingtospookme:

youhavebroughtthegiftoflove:

futuro-heroi:









Such an unexpected plot-twist.

oh my god wait what
  • areyoutryingtospookme:

youhavebroughtthegiftoflove:

futuro-heroi:









Such an unexpected plot-twist.

oh my god wait what

areyoutryingtospookme:

youhavebroughtthegiftoflove:

futuro-heroi:

Such an unexpected plot-twist.

oh my god wait what

  • agentlemanlyoctopus:

adlegend21:

caramelcheese:

kissingcollins:

pastelcoloredcosmos:

arendellekingdom:


Elsa wearing her hair like her mother's during her coronation.

requested by: missaccola

so i’m confused are these supposed to be two different characters?

"wearing her hair like her mother’s" so that’s the excuse they’re using for mrs elsa’s mom to literally just be a recolor hm

It’s the exact same face, they just added tiny bags under the mother’s eyes. Again it’s like Disney went Deviantart on us and just slapped a “Original character DO NOT STEAL!!!” on all three female characters. 

god forbid parents and children have resemblance. guess I’m just a recolor of my dad then.

Okay we’re gonna sit the fuck down and talk about how “Elsa and her mother are exactly the same bluh bluh bluh” 
1- Chin. Elsa’s chin is more rounded, and tighter to her face than her mother’s, whose is slightly elongated.
2- cheeks. Elsa’s cheeks are slightly more plump, as would be expected of someone young, and have significantly more color to them, as well as being paired with cheekbones higher than her mother. Also Elsa has huge fucking dimples.
3- eyes. Elsa’s mother’s eyes do have bags under them, yes, but she also has thicker lashes along the bottom, which also gives the effect of exhaustion or ageing. Elsa also has more petite eyebrows where her mother’s are fuller and more defined.
4- nose. Elsa has a smaller, more button-ish nose, where the queen’s is clearly more elongated. Elsa’s nose is slightly turned up, where the queen’s is not. The bridge of Elsa’s nose is pretty flat, where the bridge of the queen’s is somewhat clearly defined.
5- mouth. The queen’s mouth is slimmer, and becomes a smaller line when showing expression, where Elsa’s mouth is more petite and her lips a tad fuller, which, again can be expected, because she is significantly younger.
TL;DR: They’re not the same. They share a very striking resemblance because they are mother and daughter, which, you know, happens because of genetics, but they are by no means identical.
  • agentlemanlyoctopus:

adlegend21:

caramelcheese:

kissingcollins:

pastelcoloredcosmos:

arendellekingdom:


Elsa wearing her hair like her mother's during her coronation.

requested by: missaccola

so i’m confused are these supposed to be two different characters?

"wearing her hair like her mother’s" so that’s the excuse they’re using for mrs elsa’s mom to literally just be a recolor hm

It’s the exact same face, they just added tiny bags under the mother’s eyes. Again it’s like Disney went Deviantart on us and just slapped a “Original character DO NOT STEAL!!!” on all three female characters. 

god forbid parents and children have resemblance. guess I’m just a recolor of my dad then.

Okay we’re gonna sit the fuck down and talk about how “Elsa and her mother are exactly the same bluh bluh bluh” 
1- Chin. Elsa’s chin is more rounded, and tighter to her face than her mother’s, whose is slightly elongated.
2- cheeks. Elsa’s cheeks are slightly more plump, as would be expected of someone young, and have significantly more color to them, as well as being paired with cheekbones higher than her mother. Also Elsa has huge fucking dimples.
3- eyes. Elsa’s mother’s eyes do have bags under them, yes, but she also has thicker lashes along the bottom, which also gives the effect of exhaustion or ageing. Elsa also has more petite eyebrows where her mother’s are fuller and more defined.
4- nose. Elsa has a smaller, more button-ish nose, where the queen’s is clearly more elongated. Elsa’s nose is slightly turned up, where the queen’s is not. The bridge of Elsa’s nose is pretty flat, where the bridge of the queen’s is somewhat clearly defined.
5- mouth. The queen’s mouth is slimmer, and becomes a smaller line when showing expression, where Elsa’s mouth is more petite and her lips a tad fuller, which, again can be expected, because she is significantly younger.
TL;DR: They’re not the same. They share a very striking resemblance because they are mother and daughter, which, you know, happens because of genetics, but they are by no means identical.
  • agentlemanlyoctopus:

adlegend21:

caramelcheese:

kissingcollins:

pastelcoloredcosmos:

arendellekingdom:


Elsa wearing her hair like her mother's during her coronation.

requested by: missaccola

so i’m confused are these supposed to be two different characters?

"wearing her hair like her mother’s" so that’s the excuse they’re using for mrs elsa’s mom to literally just be a recolor hm

It’s the exact same face, they just added tiny bags under the mother’s eyes. Again it’s like Disney went Deviantart on us and just slapped a “Original character DO NOT STEAL!!!” on all three female characters. 

god forbid parents and children have resemblance. guess I’m just a recolor of my dad then.

Okay we’re gonna sit the fuck down and talk about how “Elsa and her mother are exactly the same bluh bluh bluh” 
1- Chin. Elsa’s chin is more rounded, and tighter to her face than her mother’s, whose is slightly elongated.
2- cheeks. Elsa’s cheeks are slightly more plump, as would be expected of someone young, and have significantly more color to them, as well as being paired with cheekbones higher than her mother. Also Elsa has huge fucking dimples.
3- eyes. Elsa’s mother’s eyes do have bags under them, yes, but she also has thicker lashes along the bottom, which also gives the effect of exhaustion or ageing. Elsa also has more petite eyebrows where her mother’s are fuller and more defined.
4- nose. Elsa has a smaller, more button-ish nose, where the queen’s is clearly more elongated. Elsa’s nose is slightly turned up, where the queen’s is not. The bridge of Elsa’s nose is pretty flat, where the bridge of the queen’s is somewhat clearly defined.
5- mouth. The queen’s mouth is slimmer, and becomes a smaller line when showing expression, where Elsa’s mouth is more petite and her lips a tad fuller, which, again can be expected, because she is significantly younger.
TL;DR: They’re not the same. They share a very striking resemblance because they are mother and daughter, which, you know, happens because of genetics, but they are by no means identical.
  • agentlemanlyoctopus:

adlegend21:

caramelcheese:

kissingcollins:

pastelcoloredcosmos:

arendellekingdom:


Elsa wearing her hair like her mother's during her coronation.

requested by: missaccola

so i’m confused are these supposed to be two different characters?

"wearing her hair like her mother’s" so that’s the excuse they’re using for mrs elsa’s mom to literally just be a recolor hm

It’s the exact same face, they just added tiny bags under the mother’s eyes. Again it’s like Disney went Deviantart on us and just slapped a “Original character DO NOT STEAL!!!” on all three female characters. 

god forbid parents and children have resemblance. guess I’m just a recolor of my dad then.

Okay we’re gonna sit the fuck down and talk about how “Elsa and her mother are exactly the same bluh bluh bluh” 
1- Chin. Elsa’s chin is more rounded, and tighter to her face than her mother’s, whose is slightly elongated.
2- cheeks. Elsa’s cheeks are slightly more plump, as would be expected of someone young, and have significantly more color to them, as well as being paired with cheekbones higher than her mother. Also Elsa has huge fucking dimples.
3- eyes. Elsa’s mother’s eyes do have bags under them, yes, but she also has thicker lashes along the bottom, which also gives the effect of exhaustion or ageing. Elsa also has more petite eyebrows where her mother’s are fuller and more defined.
4- nose. Elsa has a smaller, more button-ish nose, where the queen’s is clearly more elongated. Elsa’s nose is slightly turned up, where the queen’s is not. The bridge of Elsa’s nose is pretty flat, where the bridge of the queen’s is somewhat clearly defined.
5- mouth. The queen’s mouth is slimmer, and becomes a smaller line when showing expression, where Elsa’s mouth is more petite and her lips a tad fuller, which, again can be expected, because she is significantly younger.
TL;DR: They’re not the same. They share a very striking resemblance because they are mother and daughter, which, you know, happens because of genetics, but they are by no means identical.

agentlemanlyoctopus:

adlegend21:

caramelcheese:

kissingcollins:

pastelcoloredcosmos:

arendellekingdom:

Elsa wearing her hair like her mother's during her coronation.

requested by: missaccola

so i’m confused are these supposed to be two different characters?

"wearing her hair like her mother’s" so that’s the excuse they’re using for mrs elsa’s mom to literally just be a recolor hm

It’s the exact same face, they just added tiny bags under the mother’s eyes. Again it’s like Disney went Deviantart on us and just slapped a “Original character DO NOT STEAL!!!” on all three female characters. 

god forbid parents and children have resemblance. guess I’m just a recolor of my dad then.

Okay we’re gonna sit the fuck down and talk about how “Elsa and her mother are exactly the same bluh bluh bluh” 

1- Chin. Elsa’s chin is more rounded, and tighter to her face than her mother’s, whose is slightly elongated.

2- cheeks. Elsa’s cheeks are slightly more plump, as would be expected of someone young, and have significantly more color to them, as well as being paired with cheekbones higher than her mother. Also Elsa has huge fucking dimples.

3- eyes. Elsa’s mother’s eyes do have bags under them, yes, but she also has thicker lashes along the bottom, which also gives the effect of exhaustion or ageing. Elsa also has more petite eyebrows where her mother’s are fuller and more defined.

4- nose. Elsa has a smaller, more button-ish nose, where the queen’s is clearly more elongated. Elsa’s nose is slightly turned up, where the queen’s is not. The bridge of Elsa’s nose is pretty flat, where the bridge of the queen’s is somewhat clearly defined.

5- mouth. The queen’s mouth is slimmer, and becomes a smaller line when showing expression, where Elsa’s mouth is more petite and her lips a tad fuller, which, again can be expected, because she is significantly younger.

TL;DR: They’re not the same. They share a very striking resemblance because they are mother and daughter, which, you know, happens because of genetics, but they are by no means identical.

  • shadesandgoldbullets:

stupidgrin:

prettyassbum:

sarahatombomb:

Peter Chinn’s Images Of Baby Animals In The Womb
Leopard, Dolphin, Bats, Elephant 

That’s a fucking cheetah. That looks like a damn cheetah

It is a cheetah. Some people seem to think that any big cat with dark markings is always a fucking leopard.

How beautiful is the elephant

    Leopard

  • shadesandgoldbullets:

stupidgrin:

prettyassbum:

sarahatombomb:

Peter Chinn’s Images Of Baby Animals In The Womb
Leopard, Dolphin, Bats, Elephant 

That’s a fucking cheetah. That looks like a damn cheetah

It is a cheetah. Some people seem to think that any big cat with dark markings is always a fucking leopard.

How beautiful is the elephant

    Dolphin

  • shadesandgoldbullets:

stupidgrin:

prettyassbum:

sarahatombomb:

Peter Chinn’s Images Of Baby Animals In The Womb
Leopard, Dolphin, Bats, Elephant 

That’s a fucking cheetah. That looks like a damn cheetah

It is a cheetah. Some people seem to think that any big cat with dark markings is always a fucking leopard.

How beautiful is the elephant

    Bats

  • shadesandgoldbullets:

stupidgrin:

prettyassbum:

sarahatombomb:

Peter Chinn’s Images Of Baby Animals In The Womb
Leopard, Dolphin, Bats, Elephant 

That’s a fucking cheetah. That looks like a damn cheetah

It is a cheetah. Some people seem to think that any big cat with dark markings is always a fucking leopard.

How beautiful is the elephant

    Elephant

shadesandgoldbullets:

stupidgrin:

prettyassbum:

sarahatombomb:

Peter Chinn’s Images Of Baby Animals In The Womb

Leopard, Dolphin, Bats, Elephant 

That’s a fucking cheetah. That looks like a damn cheetah

It is a cheetah. Some people seem to think that any big cat with dark markings is always a fucking leopard.

How beautiful is the elephant

ghost-anus:

culler-of-booty:

Omfg today at school I was talking to my gay friend and some random kid walked by and called me a fag hag and I didn’t know what to do so I just went up to the kid and hugged him and I was like “it’s okay, once you come out you will discover your true self” and then he hugged me back and started crying and he said “it’s just so hard to feel accepted” and I just

the queer whisperer

ladyknightthebrave:

take-liberties:

andrysb24:

joannaestep:

An interview with Tom Hiddleston

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW.

It’s like a superhero origin story

IRL BRITISH STEVE ROGERS

"And that day I decided to be made of sunshine and flowers for now and forever"